as we can see here, tumblr user mikeyspanties has gone for a combination of 2006 avril lavigne and homeless prostitute who has not slept in over a week. we think that the execution of this look is poor at best and leaves a lot to be desired
i spy with my little eye an attention whore reblogging her own selfie
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
what is Britney even doing in her interviews
one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"
Only you can put an end to Heterophobia
"Now, I’m going to tell you a little story today. It’s a heartbreakingly sad story about a young man whose life was completely destroyed by these instruments of fear. A young man, searching for love in all the wrong places."
Donnie Darko (2001) dir. Richard Kelly
#the greatest #i’ve got red in my ledger. i’d like to wipe it clean. #she manipulates people’s gendered expectations of her to extract information #she conducts interrogations by letting people think they’ve bested her #by letting men think they’ve bested her #because she’s small and fragile and female and she is emotional and easy to snap in half #and then she tears them apart #and it’s the greatest thing and you’re the greatest thing and i love you #get your own movie
My favorite part is how Phil’s not even slightly concerned. Not even a tiny bit tense. He’s just bopping there, waiting until she’s done. The sound of breaking bones is Natasha’s hold music.
The sound of breaking bones is Natasha’s hold music.
When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.
One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.
The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.
Vocabulary is important.
when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time
i want to pour tea in u
this is problematic.
Gerard: Man, as soon as I go into a Starbucks I take off my sunglasses. I want to be recognised and I want free coffee.
Interviewer: Obviously you’re joking…
Frank: No. For some reason, the guys who make the coffee are really up on their music. They usually recognise us and know who we are.
Mikey: I went to four Starbucks’ in Manhattan recently, and I got free coffee in three of them.
Gerard: Wow, that’s cool! I have a pretty good strike rate too, but it’s not as impressive as that.
Interviewer: Let me get this straight… You’re a platinum band who goes about America trying to get free coffee?
Frank: Think about it this way; if it weren’t for that we’d have no vices at all. If it weren’t for Starbucks, we’d be perfect!
what do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards
a receding hareline