brocreate:

HE’S SO “MISUNDERSTOOD”

mikeyspanties:

as we can see here, tumblr user mikeyspanties has gone for a combination of 2006 avril lavigne and homeless prostitute who has not slept in over a week. we think that the execution of this look is poor at best and leaves a lot to be desired

i spy with my little eye an attention whore reblogging her own selfie

pinkdicks:

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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what is Britney even doing in her interviews

underhuntressmoon:

jemmasimmns:

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

penguintim:

Only you can put an end to Heterophobia

euo:

"Now, I’m going to tell you a little story today. It’s a heartbreakingly sad story about a young man whose life was completely destroyed by these instruments of fear. A young man, searching for love in all the wrong places."

Donnie Darko (2001) dir. Richard Kelly

plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.

One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.

The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.

Vocabulary is important.

gang0fwolves:

when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time

Anonymous

youre a complete mug

mikeyspanties:

sassycelery:

mikeyspanties:

sassycelery:

mikeyspanties:

i know

i want to pour tea in u

kinky

steamy

this is problematic.

but why

Gerard: Man, as soon as I go into a Starbucks I take off my sunglasses. I want to be recognised and I want free coffee.
Interviewer: Obviously you’re joking…

Frank: No. For some reason, the guys who make the coffee are really up on their music. They usually recognise us and know who we are.

Mikey: I went to four Starbucks’ in Manhattan recently, and I got free coffee in three of them.

Gerard: Wow, that’s cool! I have a pretty good strike rate too, but it’s not as impressive as that.

Interviewer: Let me get this straight… You’re a platinum band who goes about America trying to get free coffee?

Mikey: Yes.

Frank: Think about it this way; if it weren’t for that we’d have no vices at all. If it weren’t for Starbucks, we’d be perfect!

life-writer:

life-writer:

what do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards

a receding hareline

theodd1sout:

This will help you write good.

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